Sunday, December 21, 2003

Saddam's briefcase continues to produce valuable information and treasures for the US. Just yesterday, the US, after a careful search of the briefcase, found 400 million barrels of crude oil, 34 fighter jets, the scripts (in Arabic callipgraphy) for every episode of Seinfeld and ER, and 455 missiles. There have been reports that the body of Jimmy Hoffa was also in the briefcase, but those reports have not been confirmed yet.